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angelinaak0y:
We In This Bitch (Remix) - DJ Drama x Drizzy x Future
(Source: stryknasty, via kerrrytran)
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A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor:
You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman:
Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor:
Denise.
Woman:
Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor:
Denephew.
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